Ta Ta Ma Bye Bye

Quite a funny joke I received recentley...

"Staff from a Johannesburg company decided to pull a practical joke on

their boss who had a habit of playing serious jokes on everyone else.





While having dinner at a restaurant in Rosebank, the boss

went to the toilet, and they went through his wallet and found his Lotto

Ticket. Then, they wrote down his numbers and called over the waitress

to set up a little prank.



She came back half an hour later and asked if anyone wanted to know the

evening's Lotto winning numbers then proceeded to read them out aloud,

before setting the numbers on the table. The boss looked at the numbers,

then casually pulled out his, from his wallet and compared them. 



He became really silent, put his wallet back in his jacket and sat down

again, and checked the numbers, very, very carefully. Then, he sculled

his drink, and checked his numbers again.



He stood up in his chair and shouted out to the whole room, "I just want

to let you all know something. I've been having an affair with my

secretary for months. I don't like any of you, and I have hated working

for this company. I've never put forward any of your requests for

raises. You can all go to Hell, cause I've just won a load of money, and

I'm leaving."







tata ma chance...







tata ma job...







tata ma marriage... "



Eish dude....sorree...!!